Package problems, or Sexually Transmitted Infections (STI), spread when people do the dirty bird without protection. That means YOUR personal package can be infected by ALL types of sex: vaginal, anal and oral sex. Some STIs can even spread by close contact, touching an infected part of the body, or simply ruffling someone’s feathers. Don’t worry, the Stork has nothing to do with these unexpected surprises.
Beware, some package problems have mild symptoms or no symptoms at all so you might not know if your package has a problem. So, get tested regularly if you get horizontal. Without quick treatment, serious or even life threatening complications can really interrupt your good time and even leave you unable to receive a delivery when you ARE ready. Make your choice. Use protection or learn to stay a beak’s length from your partner at all times. Tough choice.
Our R&D Department has compiled a list of the most common STIs, how they are spread, possible symptoms, and how they are treated. If you think you have a problem with your package or to get tested, visit your health care provider’s office or a local family planning clinic.
Learn more from the experts outside the S.O.D.S., Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
